- kid: dad whats a 69
- dad: well son, a 69 is when two people who love each other very much get together with a 6 and a 9 and a 5 6 7 8 [spotlight turns on] [dad breaks into jazz number]
I WOKE UP HOME ALONE AND
THERE IS A DEERR IN MY HOUSE KJGKJKLLKJ I’M SCARED IT WON’T GO OUTSIDE NAD IT’S EATING MY DOGS FOOD
why would you ever want it to leave it is a magical woodland friend
I love how this picture is obviously taken by someone who is hiding behind a couch
Do you have a shadow, Peter? Someone only you can see.
I wonder if we can get 99 gifs of her gorgeous fucking face on here
Jesus Christ I have a lot of Lana stored on my computer…
I think I might be just ALITTLE obsessed…
Okay…. make that a lot obsessed…
Wow… we’re up to 51 gifs…. guys? Think you can take the rest?I’ve got some…She’s amazing…
I love my mom.
I am risking nothing
I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY
Will not risk.
sorry followers :(
I hate this post but you know…i love my mom!
I hate the millions of notes someone gets for this but hey I love my mom, I ain’t risking shit.